found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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