So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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