Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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