Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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