On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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