A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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