Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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