i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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