Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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