i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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