I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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