He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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