Cold hands, warm shart.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We are all done wearing pants today
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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