what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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