relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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