last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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