Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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