At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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