was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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