My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
