did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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