So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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