I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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