is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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