i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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