Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Randomize
