Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My vagina is officially offended.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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