does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
