I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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