Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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