Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
