Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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