I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
