Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Oh god it's open bar.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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