Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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