Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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