is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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