So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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