I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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