The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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