do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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