Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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