Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
