In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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