summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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