this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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