I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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