I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
