I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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