everyone is single if you try hard enough
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
being pregnant is like rehab
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Randomize
