I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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