Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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