May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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