I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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