Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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