the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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